Dick Sucker

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Dick SuckerIngredients:1 part pear vodka1 part grape or blueberry schnapps1 part soda water1 part lemon-lime sodaIce cubesTools You’ll NeedCocktail shakerStrainerServing glass InstructionsStep 1: Combine IngredientsFill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes. Pour in equal parts pear vodka, grape or blueberry schnapps, soda water, and lemon-lime soda. Step 2: Shake and ServeGently shake the shaker—enough to … Read more

Magic Pu*ssy

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Magic Pu*ssy Ingredients: Instructions:|1. Shake: In a shaker filled with ice, combine gin, honeysuckle syrup, lemon juice, and elderflower liqueur. Shake gently until chilled. |2. Strain: Pour into a chilled coupe or over fresh ice in a stemmed glass.|3. Top: Add a light splash of sparkling water for a soft, effervescent finish. |4. Garnish: Float … Read more

Tropical Sherbet Swirl

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Tropical Sherbet Swirl (Mocktail)Ingredients:1 cup rainbow sherbet ½ cup pineapple juice (cold) ¼ cup coconut cream ½ cup crushed ice Optional: whipped cream or sprinkles for garnish Instructions:Blend Base: In a blender, combine the pineapple juice, coconut cream, and crushed ice. Blend until smooth and creamy. Layer & Swirl: Scoop rainbow sherbet into a clear … Read more

Fu*ck Me But Don’t Tell Anyone

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Fu*ck Me But Don’t Tell Anyone Ingredients (Serves 1): 1½ oz coconut rum 1 oz blue curaçao ¾ oz melon liqueur (like Midori) 2 oz pineapple juice ½ oz lemon juice (freshly squeezed) ½ oz simple syrup (adjust to taste) Edible glitter or shimmer dust (optional, for magical effect) Ice cubes Garnish: Lime wheel Pineapple … Read more