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BEST EVER STRAWBERRY CAKE – Don’t Lose ThisIngredients1 box white cake mix3 tbsp plain flour1 (3 Oz) box strawberry jello1/2 cup water 3/4 cup oil, I used canola oil2 cup fresh or frozen pureed strawberries (one cup for cake & one cup for icing)4 eggs If you liked this recipe, don’t miss the rest of … Read more

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Dick SuckerIngredients:1 part pear vodka1 part grape or blueberry schnapps1 part soda water1 part lemon-lime sodaIce cubesTools You’ll NeedCocktail shakerStrainerServing glass InstructionsStep 1: Combine IngredientsFill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes. Pour in equal parts pear vodka, grape or blueberry schnapps, soda water, and lemon-lime soda. Step 2: Shake and ServeGently shake the shaker—enough to … Read more

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Magic Pu*ssy Ingredients: Instructions:|1. Shake: In a shaker filled with ice, combine gin, honeysuckle syrup, lemon juice, and elderflower liqueur. Shake gently until chilled. |2. Strain: Pour into a chilled coupe or over fresh ice in a stemmed glass.|3. Top: Add a light splash of sparkling water for a soft, effervescent finish. |4. Garnish: Float … Read more