Fu*ck Me In The Shower
Ingredients (serves 1):
1 oz dark rum
1 oz light rum
½ oz vodka
1 oz orange juice
1 oz passion fruit juice (or passion fruit syrup for a sweeter version)
½ oz lemon juice (fresh)
¼ oz simple syrup (optional, adjust to taste)
Dash of Angostura bitters
Ice cubes
Orange slice, cherry, and cocktail umbrella (for garnish)
Optional: bamboo back scratcher for the full tropical touch Instructions:
Shake it island-style:
In a shaker filled with ice, combine dark rum, light rum, vodka, orange juice, passion fruit juice, lemon juice, simple syrup, and bitters.
Shake well:
Shake vigorously for 10–15 seconds until fully chilled.
Serve it bold:
Strain into a large tiki or hurricane glass filled with ice.
Garnish playfully:
Add an orange slice and cherry. For authentic island flair, stick in a paper umbrella or even a small backscratcher.