Don’t Go To Work, Stay To Fu*ck Me
Ingredients:
1 oz light rum
1 oz brandy
1 oz orange juice
¾ oz lemon juice (fresh)
½ oz orgeat syrup (almond syrup)
¼ oz simple syrup (optional, adjust to taste)
Crushed ice
Orange slice and mint sprig (for garnish)Instructions:
Blend the base:
In a shaker (or blender for a slushy version), combine light rum, brandy, orange juice, lemon juice, orgeat syrup, and simple syrup with a scoop of crushed ice.
Shake or blend:
Shake for 10–15 seconds or blend briefly until icy and smooth.
Serve tiki-style:
Pour into a tiki mug or double old-fashioned glass filled with crushed ice.
Garnish & enjoy:
Garnish with an orange slice and a fresh mint sprig.