Fuck Me In The Ass Sideways
Ingredients:
- 2 oz coconut rum (like Malibu)
- 1 oz orange juice
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 1/2 oz grenadine (for the “sunset” effect)
- Splash of lime juice (optional, for brightness)
- Ice
- Garnish: orange slice, maraschino cherry, and/or a tiny paper umbrella
Instructions:
Step 1:
Fill a shaker with ice and add coconut rum, orange juice, pineapple juice, and lime juice (if using). Shake well.
Step 2:
Fill a tall glass (like a hurricane or highball) with ice.
Step 3:
Strain the mixture into the glass.
Step 4:
Slowly pour grenadine down the side of the glass – it will sink and gradually rise, creating a gorgeous layered “sunset” effect.
Step 5:
Garnish with an orange slice, cherry, or festive umbrella.
Tips
- For a fizzier version, top with a splash of lemon-lime soda or club soda.
- Want to batch it for a party? Multiply the ingredients and mix in a large pitcher (add grenadine to each glass separately for the effect)